If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to...– Hunter S. Thompson (via aclockwork0range-)
I hate when girls wear lipstick
Tumblr is the las vegas of social networking sites.
Waiting for my food in the microwave:
ohmydick: this chick looks like cindy lu hoo all grown up.
The feeling you get when you're hungry and you see...
just need to add. WHILE HAVING THE MUNCHIES
Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes...
oddtaylorfuturegang: - That’s ….GENIUS a webcam………….
every pothead should follow each other.
legalize-it: fuckitandsmokeit: reblog and follow all the tumblr pothead community. That would be amazing/annoying as fuck.
cufktishsips: omgoodnesss i love this WATCH NOW i want to know how many times did he have to do this to get all the right footage.
Reblog if you want your followers to introduce...
Name: Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color: Hair Color: Smoking?: Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Education Level: Favorite Sport: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Siblings: Tattoos? Piercings? Perfect Date: Hobbies: Have any questions?
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
teacher: other kids: me: i wish i was still in high school so i could say this to my old english teacher who would say that may i shit all the time.