June 2011
oh my.
stuckin-wonderland:
makinghellfeellikeh0me:
therealtaylorgang:
imma-gay-panda:
foreverfullofsunshine:
This is a real man.
therainfallssohard asked: awww pooo :( if you read on my blog everything including my fb twitter and tumblr got destroyed and we should talk a little more before i give you my number but here's a little teaser 732-214-**** :p i'm going to sleep maybe talk to you tomorrow night captain blink fan
i want you drunk && naked.
therainfallssohard asked: dog semen :) hahaha
therainfallssohard asked: i'm kinda sad my stupid computer got a virus i lost everything i had every blink 182 song downloaded :/ and alot of blink pics
heres a real test of blink 182 fan-ness what does tom fuck :p
and i really want to go to one of there concerts hopefully i'll have the money!
heres a real test of blink 182 fan-ness what does tom fuck :p
and i really want to go to one of there concerts hopefully i'll have the money!
I am gonna post my tits if this gets 100 notes
dell-icious:
0sh4w0tt:
xoxo
like this!
therainfallssohard asked: hi :) i'm bored i found your blog through the blink 182 tag :D so i decided to follow what's up?
Anonymous asked: i'm the person that asked
"NICE BLOG BOY WITH BLUE EYES SORRY IDK YOUR NAME LOL"
so you're name is really kirk? swweet is that where your tumblr name comes from "captain"
"NICE BLOG BOY WITH BLUE EYES SORRY IDK YOUR NAME LOL"
so you're name is really kirk? swweet is that where your tumblr name comes from "captain"
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Anonymous asked: i will go unanon if you're single don't want your girl getting upset =]
Anonymous asked: being anon is easier incase you think im weird lol
Anonymous asked: NICE BLOG BOY WITH BLUE EYES SORRY IDK YOUR NAME LOL
Anonymous asked: hi! =]
thought i should let you know i think you look attractive from what i can see in ur picture can you upload a bigger one you look very rugged like a lumberjack type and you have a nice blog! =] im anonymous cause i dont want to look creepy lol have a good day fellow blogger
thought i should let you know i think you look attractive from what i can see in ur picture can you upload a bigger one you look very rugged like a lumberjack type and you have a nice blog! =] im anonymous cause i dont want to look creepy lol have a good day fellow blogger
i think its bad
that i think im one of the ugliest people or have something wrong with me that makes me unattractive to women. when everyone tells me im not and that i dont but i continue to believe that fact.
